I have a new girlfriend.

curvybabejuices574:  heyy
 Sent at 10:36 AM on Friday

 me:  howdy. And with whom am I speaking? Someone known or unknown?

 curvybabejuices574:  have we chatted before? 23/female here...you?

 Sent at 10:37 AM on Friday

 me:  Do we know each other?

 curvybabejuices574:  Just got out of the shower...long day been kind of busy! but i'm feeling naughty! so what's up ..... want to have some fun?

 me:  I'm always having fun. I'm a famous travel writer. My life is made of fun.

 curvybabejuices574:  I need a man that can make me squirt......have u ever made a girl squirt? lolz

 me:  once, with a meat thermometer....I mean, she was a turkey. But a girl turkey. Can i count that?

 curvybabejuices574:  gonna change my clothes ... want to see ?  

 Sent at 10:44 AM on Friday

 me:  Boy howdy, do I. But I'm blind. I'm actually having my guide dog type this, but he can't see color. Because he's a dog.

 curvybabejuices574:  wanna play on cam?  

 me: Bad idea.  My parole officer is coming over in ten minutes to make sure I'm still feeding my dog.

there was an incident...very unpleasant. Now I have a new dog. I call him "Emilo Rigwald", The old dog, Molly Estevez, was the one that died. We were all very sad. There was trouble.

curvybabejuices574:  http://y.ahoo.it/XXXXX click the green "accept invite" button on the left of my profile.....k, now fill out ur info ....give it a second to load ..when you get in , I'd love for you to join me in private  ....k?

 Sent at 10:46 AM on Friday

  
me:  Ahhhh!!!! The bees are back!!!! the bees!!!!! They're stinging me something awful. Shit, I think they're wasps....Ow ow ow ow ow!!!!

  
curvybabejuices574:  i use this site to play on cuz i don't want to be recorded !...this site doesn't allow users to record my webcam! you know?

  
me:  FUCK!!!! One crawled into my urethra!!! WHY DID YOU MAKE ME TAKE OFF MY PANTS!!!

IT BURNS!!!!!

  
curvybabejuices574:  credit card is just to prove your an adult, you'll get in for free thru my page but you need to verify that you're an adult ...can't show ass and pussy to minors .. u know?

 Sent at 10:50 AM on Friday

  
me:  OH GOD!!! THERE'S BLOOD NOW....LEAKING....

  
curvybabejuices574:  let me know when you're done or if you need help ...i'll be gettin' ready for you ..K ?

  
me:  please, Curvybabejuice574....please.... I need medical help....now!

  
curvybabejuices574:  brb.. 1 second ... got to restart my cam ...u coming?

  
me:  please...blacking out....why am I jerking off with TIGER BALM....it only makes it worse...

help...

 curvybabejuices574:  k ur good let me know when you're in babe..

 me:  everything getting dark....

 curvybabejuices574:  are you in yet?

 me:  I just want to die....please...help me...

 curvybabejuices574:  well hey ..you better give me some "gold" when you're on the site lol..it's like a flirt and I'd love some from you ..k?

 me:  are you there god? it's me, Margret.

 curvybabejuices574:  k

 Sent at 10:55 AM on Friday