My twitter account was recently hacked, and several posts were put out under my name for which I should not be held responsible.
Please be advised that, contrary to tweets tweeted over the past week I categorically deny endorsing any of the following products:
(The $12.99 I spent in promise of losing 15 pounds of ugly fat netted a handwritten note reading "cut your head off, fatty" - I was not amused.)
- EZ Burn Weight Loss System
(The enclosed instruction booklet was vague at best, and the attitude of the emergency room nurse who wound up removing it did not further endear me to this company's products. I am currently looking into the medical credentials of this "Doctor Excitement")
- Doctor Excitement's Ready Anytime Love Pump
(The package was shoved through my mail slot, where it was consumed by my Rottweiler, Butch, who shortly after chewed through the door and did unspeakable things to my neighbor's three Persian cats, Princess, Fluffy, and Waffles the Wonderkitty. A lawsuit is pending. Needless to say, I am not happy with the B-Massive company.)
- B-Massive Grow'n'Girth Enlargement Pills
My password has since been reset. Thank you for your kind attention in this matter.
1 rantbacks:
Sorry to hear that about your neighbor's cats.
...You have video, right?
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